Lisa Joyce
Nude

They say that theater actors are more “legitimate” than film or television thespians. We’re not sure about that, but we do know that Broadway broads are just as likely to get naked, which makes them A okay in our book. Take, for example, the beguiling Lisa Joyce. This flame-maned DePaul grad cut her sexy teeth on stage in her home city of Chicago. Nominated for countless awards, the pretty, pouty Ms. Joyce has since begun taking a few screen roles here and there, starting with a quick appearance on the TV show Kidnapped. She was on an episode of Fringe, and caught our eye with a small part in the Jodie Foster film The Brave One (2007), but Lisa really made her mark in The Messenger (2009). It’s a dramatic flick about a soldier that becomes romantically involved with the wife of an Army officer that died in combat Lisa’s nude debut in the movie was a real corker—she showed boobs and pubes in bed with Woody Harrelson. Talk about a Woody! Miss Joyce brought us even more joy when she showed her rack again, in an episode of Boardwalk Empire. But rather than a quick flash getting out of bed, this time Lisa, who played photographer’s assistant Mary Dittrich got lezzy with Aleksa Palladino when Alesksa’s husband went away for war. Allow Mr. Skin to be your messenger: stop going to war when you have an absurdly hot wife at home! While girl on girl may have been controversial in the prohibition era, Lisa’s last bit of sexiness came exploring the new screw taboo: she’s loudly orgasming while banging her stepbrother in DirecTV’s Billy & Billie. But despite these naughty appearances, Lisa Joyce is likely best known for playing Frieda, the socially awkward coworker on Insecure. We’re glad Lisa wasn’t too insecure to take it all off onscreen. Lisa Joyce is choice.